You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person.
words of wisdom from satans testicle
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it
it’s true i saw it with my own eyes
oh my god
"Wow, there is too much Hans Zimmer in my playlist," said nobody ever.
when you find something cute while shopping but then you look at the price tag
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like