please dont talk to animals
when you think your cramps are finished but then
You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person.
words of wisdom from satans testicle
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it
it’s true i saw it with my own eyes
oh my god
"Wow, there is too much Hans Zimmer in my playlist," said nobody ever.